January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Jan 24th
November 2011
3 posts
3 tags
Nov 24th
1 tag
Olympic spam
My apologies for bombarding you with an email but i need to increase my stats. Your in my address book. I have built a website based around accommodation during the 2012 Olympics. I ask of you to click on nthe link below and leave that browser open for over 5 minutes. This is turn will increase my traffic and hopefully gain more web results for people seeking accommodation. Could you also...
Nov 23rd
Nov 20th
October 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Idiotic lyrics
#1 - Black Eyes Peas I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night That tonight’s gonna be a good night That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3) Tonight’s the night night Let’s live it up I got my money Let’s spend it up Go out and smash it Like Oh My God Jump off that sofa Let’s get get OFF I know that we’ll have a ball If we get down And go out And...
Oct 31st
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Oct 27th
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Oct 17th
2 tags
Oct 11th
September 2011
3 posts
No way did I sign up to this
    CATCH AN AUTUMN SALMON The Autumn salmon run in Scotland is arguably the best opportunity to catch the ultimate prize in game angling, the elusive Atlantic Salmon. Alba Game Fishing has availability on the rivers Teith, Tweed, Tay, Spey, Dee and Earn. CONTACT US for prices and availability  Alba will provide all your fishing tackle, transport, gourmet lunch and safety equipment, we’ll...
Sep 20th
Sep 10th
A professional electric toilet manufacturer
Dear purchasing manager, Hello, this is Eva Ruan from XIAMEN GUOXING INDUSTRIAL TRADE CO., LTD, our company is a professional electric toilet manufacturer with about 20 years’s experience. The foreground of eletric toilet market is splendid. Just image that you can install a bathroom anywhere without any major construction. Advantages when comparing with regular flush toilets: 1. No clogging. 2....
Sep 5th
August 2011
2 posts
Aug 23rd
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July 2011
2 posts
Jul 22nd
WatchWatch
Fat Cat
Jul 18th
June 2011
2 posts
1 tag
The Confectionary King!
This might be the worst-directed blind email shot I’ve ever received, but it made me laugh. Please find below (click link) contact details for Angus Kennedy, editor-in-chief of Kennedy’s Confection magazine, Britain’s only niche publication for the international confectionery industry. Angus, dubbed “Britain’s Confectionery King, has commented on almost 100 stories, features and TV...
Jun 15th
Incompetent comment form spam
I like your website, I was emailed the link, will bookmark you and visit once more enjoyed reading Document Moved
Jun 9th
May 2011
5 posts
2 tags
May 29th
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May 23rd
May 22nd
Mad Melvin - the angriest BBC local radio caller... →
davelee: This hilarious clip comes from BBC Three Counties Radio this morning. I’m not sure we’ll be seeing Melvin at the Royal Wedding tomorrow, do you? Or, in his words: “Yet some…. URGGGH!….Some….. OORHHH!” Edit: Well this has gone a little bit, er, viral. Trying to get in touch with the 3CR team to see if they can do a follow up. Watch this space. Follow the show on Twitter: @jvsshow ...
May 4th
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March 2011
3 posts
Mar 25th
2 tags
Hi, I'm rich, you're not - can I have some money?
The web is a strange place. Where else would an organisation that is being paid - handsomely, more likely than not - to do a job then approach individuals with fewer - or zero - resources and ask them do do their jobs for them - for free? It’s mental. It’s like the bankers just going around the streets asking average-wage Joes for money.  Build relationships? If you mean ‘place a...
Mar 9th
1 tag
Those bonkers David Cronenberg character names in...
Barry Convex Brian O’Blivion Darryl Revok Arno Crostic Dan Keloid Rollo Linsky Hart Read Murray Cypher Nola Carveth Veronica Quaife Ted Pikul Stathis Borans Brent Cheevers
Mar 8th
February 2011
4 posts
sweet dreams brigadier alastair gordon... →
okbjgm: good night, you old-school symbol of masculinity - you crusty-but-benign throwback to a time when a military uniform wasn’t a showbiz shorthand for lies, deceit and support of dubious battle - you monument to bravery, gumption and common human decency - you final gasp of an innocent, pre-punk, pre-thatcher trust in the possibility of an officer class the embodied the best of britain…rest...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 20th
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Chauffeuring.co.uk
Would you like to secure hundreds of extra orders every month at zero ongoing cost? The domain Chauffeuring.co.uk that we have for sale is ready to drive substantial traffic and new business to you that would have cost you tens of thousands of pounds a year to replace by instead purchasing expensive Google AdWords. Most of our clients (who include Microsoft, HM Government, American Express, the...
Feb 2nd
What-is-this-fucking-email-about? of the day
  Hi,   Different to our usual content offers we now have a competition for you to enter if you are interested.   Win £250 with the ‘Monster Heart of Gold’ competition for all bloggers who have a passion in life!   Enter this competition for FREE and convince your friends & readers you have the biggest ‘heart of gold’. We are looking for some amazingly passionate and persuasive entries to...
Feb 1st
January 2011
8 posts
Jan 23rd
1 note
Jan 22nd
1 tag
Shame we don't sell (PETROL SITE WOOD SAW BENCH)
I will like to order (PETROL SITE WOOD SAW BENCH) Do get back to me with the type and price range on the ones that you carry or customer made so i can place an order with you or can get back to me with your web site so that i can make my selection and get back to you.Thank You David Rich 
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
Jan 12th
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Jan 5th
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DJ Magazine covermount spam
Sent to automotive website email address… Hi,  I hope this email finds you well.  We are currently planning our CD covermounts for the next 12 months.  If you are interested in putting a CD covermount on the front of DJ Magazine please get in touch.   Best wishes for 2011.   [xxxxx]
Jan 4th
2 tags
Vic and Bob's take on windmills of your mind
Like a shrimp in a suitcase laying on a window ledge,  like a pair of tartan slippers and they’re underneath a hedge,  like a scout master at daybreak putting peanuts in his glove,  like a specially formed ice arch for climbing over doves,  like a sardine in a hair net and he’s staring at a priest.  These things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds.  Like a sugar unicycle that’s...
Jan 1st
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December 2010
9 posts
Dec 20th
1 tag
Dec 20th
1 tag
Enigmatic spam
Gregg...
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
2 tags
Dec 16th
5 tags
Dec 11th
1 note
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Dec 7th
1 tag
Dec 2nd
34 notes
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Did spam just get meta?
This spam email actually makes it that it’s sent from two lottery winners in Canada, and includes links to local news reports to back up the story. Ironically enough the real Allen and Violet Large make reference in those articles to scammers taking an interest in them since the lottery win, something the very spam email makes reference to. Did spam just get meta? Dear ,  Compliments My...
Dec 1st
November 2010
4 posts
Become a virgin again - instantly!
The most bizarre press release ever The HymenShop allows women to become virgins again with their prosthetic hymen membrane, also known as an artificial virginity kit. (PressMethod) - In many cultures, a bride must come to her wedding bed a virgin. For women who may have an indiscretion in their past, those living in cultures that have strict moral codes, or are physically active, the...
Nov 15th
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Latest mismatched backlink-through-content request
Hi Robin, We were excited to share with you an article “10 Riveting Film Thrillers Based on Real-Life Crimes” was recently published on our blog at (http://www.criminaljusticedegreesguide.com/features/10-riveting-film-thrillers-based-on-real-life-crimes.html), and we hoped that you would be interested in featuring or mentioning it in one of your posts [on Liverpool Culture Blog]. It has been a...
Nov 15th