January 2012
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November 2011
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Olympic spam
My apologies for bombarding you with an email but i need to increase my stats. Your in my address book. I have built a website based around accommodation during the 2012 Olympics. I ask of you to click on nthe link below and leave that browser open for over 5 minutes.
This is turn will increase my traffic and hopefully gain more web results for people seeking accommodation. Could you also...
October 2011
4 posts
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Idiotic lyrics
#1 - Black Eyes Peas
I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)
Tonight’s the night night
Let’s live it up
I got my money
Let’s spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let’s get get OFF
I know that we’ll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And...
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September 2011
3 posts
No way did I sign up to this
CATCH AN AUTUMN SALMON
The Autumn salmon run in Scotland is arguably the best opportunity to catch the ultimate prize in game angling, the elusive Atlantic Salmon. Alba Game Fishing has availability on the rivers Teith, Tweed, Tay, Spey, Dee and Earn.
CONTACT US for prices and availability Alba will provide all your fishing tackle, transport, gourmet lunch and safety equipment, we’ll...
A professional electric toilet manufacturer
Dear purchasing manager,
Hello, this is Eva Ruan from XIAMEN GUOXING INDUSTRIAL TRADE CO., LTD, our company is a professional electric toilet manufacturer with about 20 years’s experience.
The foreground of eletric toilet market is splendid. Just image that you can install a bathroom anywhere without any major construction.
Advantages when comparing with regular flush toilets:
1. No clogging.
2....
August 2011
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July 2011
2 posts
WatchFat Cat
June 2011
2 posts
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The Confectionary King!
This might be the worst-directed blind email shot I’ve ever received, but it made me laugh.
Please find below (click link) contact details for Angus Kennedy, editor-in-chief of Kennedy’s Confection magazine, Britain’s only niche publication for the international confectionery industry.
Angus, dubbed “Britain’s Confectionery King, has commented on almost 100 stories, features and TV...
Incompetent comment form spam
I like your website, I was emailed the link, will bookmark you and visit once more enjoyed reading Document Moved
May 2011
5 posts
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Mad Melvin - the angriest BBC local radio caller... →
davelee:
This hilarious clip comes from BBC Three Counties Radio this morning. I’m not sure we’ll be seeing Melvin at the Royal Wedding tomorrow, do you?
Or, in his words: “Yet some…. URGGGH!….Some….. OORHHH!”
Edit: Well this has gone a little bit, er, viral. Trying to get in touch with the 3CR team to see if they can do a follow up. Watch this space. Follow the show on Twitter: @jvsshow
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March 2011
3 posts
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Hi, I'm rich, you're not - can I have some money?
The web is a strange place. Where else would an organisation that is being paid - handsomely, more likely than not - to do a job then approach individuals with fewer - or zero - resources and ask them do do their jobs for them - for free?
It’s mental. It’s like the bankers just going around the streets asking average-wage Joes for money.
Build relationships? If you mean ‘place a...
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Those bonkers David Cronenberg character names in...
Barry Convex
Brian O’Blivion
Darryl Revok
Arno Crostic
Dan Keloid
Rollo Linsky
Hart Read
Murray Cypher
Nola Carveth
Veronica Quaife
Ted Pikul
Stathis Borans
Brent Cheevers
February 2011
4 posts
sweet dreams brigadier alastair gordon... →
okbjgm:
good night, you old-school symbol of masculinity - you crusty-but-benign throwback to a time when a military uniform wasn’t a showbiz shorthand for lies, deceit and support of dubious battle - you monument to bravery, gumption and common human decency - you final gasp of an innocent, pre-punk, pre-thatcher trust in the possibility of an officer class the embodied the best of britain…rest...
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Chauffeuring.co.uk
Would you like to secure hundreds of extra orders every month at zero ongoing cost?
The domain Chauffeuring.co.uk that we have for sale is ready to drive substantial traffic and new business to you that would have cost you tens of thousands of pounds a year to replace by instead purchasing expensive Google AdWords.
Most of our clients (who include Microsoft, HM Government, American Express, the...
What-is-this-fucking-email-about? of the day
Hi,
Different to our usual content offers we now have a competition for you to enter if you are interested.
Win £250 with the ‘Monster Heart of Gold’ competition for all bloggers who have a passion in life!
Enter this competition for FREE and convince your friends & readers you have the biggest ‘heart of gold’. We are looking for some amazingly passionate and persuasive entries to...
January 2011
8 posts
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Shame we don't sell (PETROL SITE WOOD SAW BENCH)
I will like to order (PETROL SITE WOOD SAW BENCH) Do get back to me with the type and price range on the ones that you carry or customer made so i can place an order with you or can get back to me with your web site so that i can make my selection and get back to you.Thank You
David Rich
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DJ Magazine covermount spam
Sent to automotive website email address…
Hi,
I hope this email finds you well.
We are currently planning our CD covermounts for the next 12 months.
If you are interested in putting a CD covermount on the front of DJ Magazine please get in touch.
Best wishes for 2011.
[xxxxx]
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Vic and Bob's take on windmills of your mind
Like a shrimp in a suitcase laying on a window ledge,
like a pair of tartan slippers and they’re underneath a hedge,
like a scout master at daybreak putting peanuts in his glove,
like a specially formed ice arch for climbing over doves,
like a sardine in a hair net and he’s staring at a priest.
These things you’ll find constantly irritate our minds.
Like a sugar unicycle that’s...
December 2010
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Enigmatic spam
Gregg...
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Did spam just get meta?
This spam email actually makes it that it’s sent from two lottery winners in Canada, and includes links to local news reports to back up the story.
Ironically enough the real Allen and Violet Large make reference in those articles to scammers taking an interest in them since the lottery win, something the very spam email makes reference to.
Did spam just get meta?
Dear ,
Compliments
My...
November 2010
4 posts
Become a virgin again - instantly!
The most bizarre press release ever
The HymenShop allows women to become virgins again with their prosthetic hymen membrane, also known as an artificial virginity kit. (PressMethod) - In many cultures, a bride must come to her wedding bed a virgin. For women who may have an indiscretion in their past, those living in cultures that have strict moral codes, or are physically active, the...
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Latest mismatched backlink-through-content request
Hi Robin,
We were excited to share with you an article “10 Riveting Film Thrillers Based on Real-Life Crimes” was recently published on our blog at (http://www.criminaljusticedegreesguide.com/features/10-riveting-film-thrillers-based-on-real-life-crimes.html), and we hoped that you would be interested in featuring or mentioning it in one of your posts [on Liverpool Culture Blog].
It has been a...
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Bizarre, rambling spam email
Good morning, my name is Brian Thomas and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword euro car parts uk and had run across your website motortorque.askaprice.com. I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.
I am not sure if you’re aware of why you’re ranked this low but more importantly how easily...
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